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Joke About Divorce, the new single from Blossoms, out now: https://blossomsband.lnk.to/JokeAboutDivorce
Lyrics:
It’s a fine mess (it’s a fine mess)
I got myself into (what have you got yourself into)
I’m in a spin (he’s in a spin)
with nowhere to spin to (where’s he gonna spin to?)
But I know I should think before I open my mouth (yeah you should think before you talk)
And I know that some things shouldn’t be said out loud (so why’d you go and say it)
I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce
My intentions were just a playful thing
To make you laugh of course
I’m neither use nor ornament
I must wait
My affections you ignore
I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce
My phone calls (her phones still ringing now)
You curse (Tom what the fuck?)
I said I’ll write you some verse (write you some verse)
You said ‘boy you’ve some nerve!’ (You’ve got some nerve)
But I won’t include verbiage I’m not sure about
(Who’d you think you are?)
Or use a refrain just to stretch the strain out
(why’d you go and say it?)
I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce
My intentions were just a playful thing
To make you laugh of course
I’m neither use nor ornament
I must wait
My affections you ignore
I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce
For a grown man
I should know better
Now I’m staring out
The front room window
Haven’t spoke for hours
Yeah I regret it
And while I find the words suppose I’ll just say
I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce
My intentions were just a playful thing
To make you laugh of course
I’m neither use nor ornament
I must wait
My affections you ignore
I guess this arguments not the place for a joke about divorce
Don’t joke about it
No no no no don’t joke about it
No no don’t joke about divorce
I made a joke about divorce
Director: Tom Ogden @Blossomsband
Editor: Tom Ogden @Blossomsband
Producer: Blossoms & Distiller @Blossomsband @distillermusic
DOP: George Haydock @georgehaydockdop
1st AC: Ken Carson
Gaffer: Sara Zourki
Spark: Max Sandford
Production Designer: Roisin Jenner @roisinjenner
Hair & Makeup: Katie Ogden, Holly McDermott @bohemiansalon
BTS: Lucas Rigby
Location: CHADS Theatre, Cheadle Hulme
Runners: Katie Lynch & Becca Price
Views: 6,946
Published: April 20, 2026
Channels: BlossomsVEVO
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